Dachshund adopts piglet!

Hey peeps,

Ok, so this is too cute not to write about. Dear God, I'm turning into one of those people who posts cute animal stories...yikes!

Anyway, this little piglet named "Pink" needed some fostering, and a dachshund stepped in and took over! The little piglet is part of the family now, and eats, sleeps and plays with the other puppies. All together now: Awwwwwww!

The first nice day!!

It was the first nice day is FOREVER!! It seems like New York City has muliplied 10x what it normally is...everyone crawled out of their winter cubbies, stretched and said "what the fuck is this? Sun?!" Of course...it started to rain in the late afternoon, but that didn't stop my friend Lara and I from walking outside and having an afternoon of child-like fun.

Lara and I both took a turn on the "Big" piano at FAO Schwartz. Yeah....we kicked those little kids off there and showed them the business! This was after our candy binge downstairs of course...which was preceeded by milkshakes and burgers/hotdogs at POP Burger. Do we know how to live healthy or what?!

Our next challenge? Seeing how many Cadbury Mini Eggs we can consume in one sitting. And don't EVEN try to tell us they're the same an M&Ms....we will bitchslap you if you do!

I've gotta go to bed, or else this "spring ahead" nonsense is gonna kick my ass tomorrow morning. Goodnight peeps!